By Marika Sboros
It’s official. US President Donald Trump is obese and shorter than he claims to be.
Trump physician Sean Conley has released his patient’s latest physical exam results. Despite (or perhaps because of) the results, Conley declared Trump to be in rude, good health.
He also predicted that Trump’s “good” health would continue throughout his presidency. And forever after.
Conley is the first psychic physician to serve the White House incumbent. His medical crystal ball, however, is faulty.